Gallimaufry
A Brief History of Ear Mutilation
“Unfortunately, the Italian postal system being what it is, the package took nineteen days to deliver.”
Timeline, circa September 1998.
Sir Francis Galton
“A raw egg broken into a boot before putting it on greatly softens the leather.”
Historical Q&A, circa 1998.
Rating Futurists and Their Predictions
“Futurists fall out of print quickly, replaced by history books.”
Essay, circa 2000.
