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Attack of the Flying Tomato

Over the weekend, Shaun White won the slopestyle and superpipe events at the Winter X Games, so this seems like an appropriate moment to add this Rolling Stone cover story to the archives, written immediately after White won a gold medal at the 2006 Olympics. I am pleased that it’s one of two articles I did in the space of a few months where the topic of Jimmy Page’s stage clothing was brought up by the interview subject (the other one being this article on the Darkness).

People I met in television green rooms while following White for this story: Jerome Bettis, INXS, Catherine Keener.

posted 26 January 2009 in Archives, Articles. no comments yet

Friday Foto: Flipwalk #37

Time for another flipwalk! (I think I might actually finish this project by the end of the year.)

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That’s a blown-up thumbnail; for the full picture and details of walk #37, click here.

posted 23 January 2009 in Photos. no comments yet

Looking out for Love

The third season of HBO’s Big Love debuted the other night, which reminded me of this interview I did a few years ago with Chloe Sevigny (or Chloë Sevigny, if you’re a fan of diacritical marks).

I must have interviewed hundreds of people over the years; only a few have ever said “no comment.” This time was probably the most memorable.

posted 21 January 2009 in Archives, Articles. 2 comments

1988 Countdown #74: Steve Winwood, “Don’t You Know What the Night Can Do?”

Kevin Seal introduces Steve Winwood’s “Don’t You Know What the Night Can Do?”: the second single from the Roll With It album, or as Seal puts it, “the song that my downstairs neighbor plays continuously.” (I wonder what part of town Kevin Seal was able to afford the rent in. I suspect that the salary of MTV on-air talent was actually much less than I imagined when I first watched this countdown in 1988.)

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We open with Winwood’s fingers playing a lush keyboard part. We then see him writing down a composition (this one, presumably) on staff paper. This seems like it should be a clichéd shot, but is rarely seen in videos: many (most?) pop-rock musicians can’t read music. When Paul McCartney writes a symphony, for example, he has to play passages on guitar or piano to a transcriptionist.

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At any rate, Winwood begins singing, sitting alone in a bedroom, filmed in grainy black-and-white. There’s some quick cuts to people dancing by a fire. Winwood stands up, and we shift to color, seeing the piano, the ceiling fan (of course!), and reflected in the glass of an open window, surging flames. Winwood stands by the window, in front of the raging fire, which is presumably intended to symbolize all the passion we’re not seeing on his face. He seems to be wondering what he’ll have for lunch, or calculating a mortgage payment.

New scene: a dusty road in the daytime. The customary move for a blue-eyed soul soulster like Winwood is to establish his R&B bona fides by making a video where he’s surrounded as many black people as the budget will allow for. This was the strategy Winwood employed on the video for “Roll With It,” which will surely place in the higher reaches of this countdown; we’ve already seen Glenn Frey use this tactic in the video for “True Love.” But with this video, Winwood attempts an unusual variation: he skips the juke joint in favor of an Indian reservation.

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A battered pickup truck rolls down the road, in front of a decades-old gas station with big piles of tires. Native American elders gather in the shade with their dogs. Young people dance in front of a fire: the men are hunky and shirtless, and the women toss their long dark hair with abandon. Then, strolling down the road comes a lonely British warrior in a white t-shirt and a leather jacket: Mr. Steve Winwood.

His expensive haircut bounces bouffantly. He seems comfortable in his status as the whitest man ever to walk down this road. He is not distracted by the flock of chickens. A dog with an erection runs out to greet him. Winwood bites his lip and smiles, like he’s looking seductive for a hairspray commercial.

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This seems like a good place to mention that Winwood apparently wrote “Don’t You Know What the Night Can Do?” as a Michelob jingle before putting it on his own album. Which accounts neatly for the song’s overall feel: utterly slick and bland MOR product circa 1988, equally suitable as background noise on “Miami Vice” or for peddling beer.

Winwood stands in a doorway unconnected to any building, watching the young Native Americans get their groove on, dancing around the fire to a song that seems to be much funkier than the one we are listening to.

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A young model-hot woman of indeterminate ethnicity (we’re supposed to presume she’s Native American, but it seems equally likely that the director helicoptered in a Latina model) washes her hair underneath a running outside tap, in slow motion. It’s all very Michelob Dry. (Subject for further research: did the same director do the commercial and the video?)

The hairwashing is intercut with footage of Winwood walking down that dusty road; he’s now in slow motion as well. He walks by some drying laundry. Young people dance by the fire. Winwood’s right hand plays a few notes on the keyboard. The dog chases a chicken.

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The hot young hair-washer looks up from her ablutions, surprised to see a former member of Blind Faith cruising through the reservation. I mean, Ginger Baker drops by once in a while, but that’s different.

The director cycles through the same set of images (Winwood walking, wise old people, dog, fire dancing) we’ve seen before. The old folks clap along to the fire dancing. Winwood leans against that doorway. The dancing starts to include more humping and grinding, as if there was a mid-shoot memo from an executive saying “hey, Dirty Dancing is hot!” And then the video’s over, apparently having no plot beyond “Steve Winwood walks through an Indian reservation and sees various Native Americans but studiously avoids interacting with any of them.” It’s not clear why he was there in the first place: maybe his tour bus ran out of gas? Either Winwood walked back with a couple of gallons of unleaded, or he’s ambling into the desert, continuing his beer-sponsored vision quest.

“Don’t You Know What the Night Can Do?” hit #6 on the Billboard Hot 100 (and #1 on the “Mainstream Rock” chart). You can watch it here.

posted 14 January 2009 in 1988. 1 comment

Top Five Repetitive Band Names

1. Duran Duran
2. Liquid Liquid
3. Talk Talk
4. The The
5. Mr. Mister

posted 12 January 2009 in Tasty Bits. 3 comments

Friday Foto: Broadway Clock

In lower Manhattan, on the corner of Broadway and John Street, there was for many years a large public clock. I thought of it as the city’s worst timekeeping device. It wasn’t merely broken: that would be far too mundane. Twice a year, when most clocks changed to reflect the shift from daylight savings time, this clock would continue, one hour off. This state of affairs would continue for four or five months, when finally somebody would adjust it–just in time for it to be out of sync again a few weeks later.

Also, nobody ever seemed to replace its bulbs, so the (wrong) time that it was offering gradually became more implicit. Like here:

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That picture was taken at 4:54 pm. Unless it was 3:54 pm. Or maybe 5:54 pm.

posted 9 January 2009 in Photos. no comments yet

1988 Countdown: Commercial Break #11

Onward through the 1988 MTV countdown! (If you’re just joining us and want to get up to speed, click here.)

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The commercial break, as usual, starts with a spot for an MTV program: in this case, “The Year in Rock 88.” “Sixty minutes that took twelve months to make,” says Voiceover Guy. We see Kurt Loder, looking relatively young and with reasonably short hair. There’s a quick montage of Chuck D, Tracy Chapman, Keith Richards, and Billy Joel (hopping around and playing a guitar), the Tone Loc “Wild Thing” girls (swaying in place and playing guitar, somewhat more convincingly than Billy Joel). One more montage of famous people, including a peroxided Iggy Pop in a swimming pool, and we’re out.

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Bud Bowl I again. “Hey, Bud, super idea,” says an animated bottle of Bud Light pushing a shopping cart. “Did you see the neck on that guy?” responds the animated bottle of Budweiser.

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The Conductor “maximum music power” batteries again. “Being and nothingness,” says a college professor while his students fall asleep, clean their glasses, and click their pens. The one who ultimately puts on his Walkman is wearing a pristine white turtleneck.

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Gillette again, the Euro-sports version of the ad. You notice small details in ads when you see them over and over: this time I’m focusing on the guy in an office in the middle of a phone call who gets a friendly touch on the shoulder and responds by clenching his fists in victory–I guess he was just waiting for that one moment of human contact. Maybe shaving off his beard is what made his coworkers willing to touch him again?

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Coca-Cola Classic again, the bizarre Earth, Wind and Fire spot with silver robots that we’ve seen twice before. At the end of the video, the whole world folds in on itself, turning into a drop of condensation on a can of Coke. Wow, cosmic sweat.

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A new ad! It’s for the video release of Short Circuit 2. “Greetings TV viewers, couch potatoes, and VCR owners!” says the robot Johnny Five. He touts a copy of Short Circuit 2 as being far superior to a “Generic Videocassette” featuring test patterns and static. I suppose this is true, but only narrowly. We see a clip of Michael McKean riding on the robot’s back. “Most humans prefer Short Circuit 2, now on videocassette,” pitches the robot. “Got that, bozo?”

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The ads finish with a thirty-second MTV promo. This one feels like the sort of thing that got played on video screens at a club of the era: sliced-up old cartoons mashed up with bits of hip-hop records and an AC/DC sample.

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Kevin Seal returns to promote the “Big Bang ’89” program, with the “thronging multitude” in New York and various musical acts in Los Angeles. “It’s very fun. Very fun for you. It’s fun,” he says, insincerely.

posted 7 January 2009 in 1988. 3 comments

Top 2008 Albums

I haven’t voted in Pazz & Jop since the Voice‘s shoddy expulsion of Robert Christgau, but I still enjoy compiling my top ten albums at the end of the year.

1. Girl Talk, Feed the Animals
2. School of Seven Bells, Alpinisms
3. Santogold
4. Lil Wayne, Sandwiches & Cats
5. R.E.M., Accelerate
6. The Raconteurs, Consolers of the Lonely
7. Portishead, Third
8. The Ting Tings, We Started Nothing
9. MGMT, Oracular Spectacular
10. Randy Newman, Harps and Angels

Some of my opinions of these albums are probably situational: the first time I heard Girl Talk was in the middle of a white-out dust storm at Burning Man this summer, drinking tequila while wearing goggles, and it didn’t seem like any piece of music could be better or funnier. With Randy Newman, I ripped the album to my iPod and listened to it while I was walking the dog in my neighborhood, and it felt like a long phone conversation with a good friend I hadn’t talked to in years.

The Lil Wayne album is a bit of a cheat: it’s a compilation my friend Rob made for me. (The name comes from the jewelbox Rob put it in, previously holding a CD by Michael Showalter, who I assumed was a bad cabaret singer with a title like that–turns out he’s a comedian who used to be in the State.)

For me, 2008 was filled with good albums but no extraordinary ones. I felt spoiled by the abundance of music I enjoyed, even if I didn’t hear anything that rocked me as hard as Kala did last year. For several months, my leading contender for album of the year was Mates of State’ Bring It Back–but then I found out it actually came out in 2006. Oh well. I love it anyway.

posted 5 January 2009 in Tasty Bits. 4 comments

Friday Foto: Happy New Year

The front yard of a house a short walk away from me:

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During most of the year, this house doesn’t have the blinking lights, but it does have a dozen replicas of Michelangelo’s David lined up in front of it. Here’s a closeup of a couple of them (dressed for the season):

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Best wishes for the new year to all of you. Regular posting should resume next week.

posted 2 January 2009 in Photos. no comments yet

Christmas at Night

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Have a merry Christmas–or if that’s not your chosen holiday, please enjoy the seasonal celebration of your choice.

posted 23 December 2008 in Photos. no comments yet