Moving Violation

Nobody ever accused Sammy Hagar of being a genius. But I would have guessed that he passed driver’s ed.

Unfortunately, the opening line of “I Can’t Drive 55” is as follows:

One foot on the brake and and one on the gas

Not only can you not drive 55 with that technique, you can’t drive 5. If Hagar actually puts both feet on the pedals like that, he’ll just sit in his driveway, revving the engine, making a lot of noise, and burning out his transmission. (Oooh, a metaphor for his career!)

posted 28 September 2009 in Tasty Bits and tagged , . no comments yet

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